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"Being human totally sucks most of the time. Video games are the only thing that make life bearable."
"First do it, then do it right, then do it better."
"...you get to keep as many notes as you can physically produce; the system limits are pretty much beyond your reach. There will be practical limits, however  once you get to (say) 50,000 notes, Finagle's law will probably kick in."
"Some time later, she leaned over and kissed me. It felt like all those songs and poems had promised it would. It felt wonderful. Like being struck by lightning."
"I'd come to see my rig for what it was: an elaborate contraption for deceiving my senses, to allow me to live in a world that didn't exist. Each component of my rig was a bar in a cell where I had willingly imprisoned myself."
"Capitalism would inch forward, without my actually having to interact face-to-face with another human being. Which was exactly how I preferred it, thank you."
"The ability to mute my peers was one of my favorite things about attending school online, and I took advantage of it almost daily."
"I tried to keep my cool. I tried to remain skeptical. I reminded myself that I was a man of science, even if I did usually get a C in it."
"Whenever I saw the sun, I reminded myself that I was looking at a star."
"The collected knowledge, art, and amusements of all human civilization were there, waiting for me. But gaining access to all of that information turned out to be something of a mixed blessing. Because that was when I found out the truth."
"Growing up as a human being on the planet Earth in the twenty-first century was a real kick in the teeth. Existentially speaking."
"You're probably wondering what's going to happen to you. That's easy. The same thing is going to happen to you that has happened to every other human being who has ever lived. You're going to die. We all die. That's just how it is."
"What happens when you die? Well, we're not completely sure. But the evidence seems to suggest that nothing happens. You're just dead, your brain stops working, and then you're not around to ask annoying questions anymore."
"No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful."
"I know the future is scary at times. But there's just no escaping it."
"I realized, as terrifying and painful as reality can be, its also the only place where you can find true happiness. Because reality is real."
"You don't live in the real world... You're like me. You live inside this illusion."
"One person can keep a secret, but not two."
"For a bunch of hairless apes, we've actually managed to invent some pretty incredible things."
"You'd be amazed how much research you can get done when you have no life whatsoever. Twelve hours a day, seven days a week, is a lot of study time."
"Talking to girls was out of the question. To me, they were like some exotic alien species, both beautiful and terrifying."
"We sat there awhile, holding hands, reveling in the strange new sensation of actually touching one another."
"It comes and goes. Some people have it for five seconds. Some their whole lives. He's a receiver now. Everything's coming in. He can't stop it, he can't slow it down, he can't even figure it out. It's like he's in a tunnel with a flashlight. But the light only comes on every once in a while. He gets a glimpse of something, but not enough to know what it is. Just enough to know it's there."
"You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice. If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."
"That the powerful play goes on, and you may contribute a verse."
"Only in their dreams can men be truly free. 'Twas always thus, and always thus will be."
"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."
"Is it better for a man to have chosen evil than to have good imposed upon him?"
"We can destroy what we have written but we cannot unwrite it"
"When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man"
"The important thing is moral choice Evil has to exist along with good in order that moral choice may operate Life is sustained by the grinding opposition of moral entities"
"Goodness is something chosen When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man"
"Its funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you watch them on a screen"
"I believe our adventure through time has taken a most serious turn."
"All we are is dust in the wind, dude."
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."
"Oh, you beautiful babes from England, for whom we have traveled through time. Will you go to the prom with us in San Dimas? We will have a most triumphant time."
"Party on, dudes."
"Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."
"You're still here? It's over. Go home. Go."
"The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold, and you're not allowed to touch anything."
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."
"I finally invent something that works!"
"There's that word again. 'Heavy.' Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?"
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious sh*t."
"1.21 gigawatts!"
"If you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?"
"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope"
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
"You don't need to see his identification...These aren't the droids you're looking for."
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
"That's no moon. It's a space station."
"If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
"I Am The Eyes And Ears Of This Institution, My Friends."
"Does Barry Manilow Know That You Raid His Wardrobe?"
"Don't Mess With The Bull, Young Man. You'll Get The Horns."
"Could You Describe The Ruckus, Sir?"
"It Is Now 7:06. You Have Exactly 8 Hours And 54 Minutes To Think About Why You Are Here  To Ponder The Error Of Your Ways."
"Screws Fall Out All The Time. The Worlds An Imperfect Place."
"Were All Pretty Bizarre. Some Of Us Are Just Better At Hiding It; That's All."